50 of the Best Weed Quotes and Sayings

(Marijuana users) are leaders of our community these law just don’t make sense It is time for politician to come out closet. ― Gavin Newsom

[Marijuana] doesn’t have a high potential for abuse, and there are very legitimate medical applications. In fact, sometimes marijuana is the only thing that works. ― Dr. Sanjay Gupta

A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities. ― Sebastian Marincolo

Don’t kill the high because you are low, Don’t.

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.

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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. – Joe Rogan

[Marijuana prohibition] is just the stupidest law possible.. Just legalize it and tax it like we do liquor. – Morgan Freeman

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you’re the fucking criminal.

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. ― Bob Marley

#11-20

Why is marijuana against the law. It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit … unnatural. ― Bill Hicks

A good garden may have some weeds. ― Thomas Fuller

A Joint A Day Keeps The Bad Mood Away.

By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people. ― Sal Albanese

Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.

Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. ― Leonardo da Vinci

Everything Is Better With A Bag Of Weed.

Everything’s better when you’re high.

He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. ― Henry Ward Beecher

High people understand other high people. They catch things that others don’t.

#21-30

I don’t do drugs, though. Just weed. ― Dave Chappelle

I don’t have time to hate people who hate weed, cause I’m too busy smoking with people who love weed.

I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol. ― Barack Obama

I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it. ― Bill Murray

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits.

I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good. ― Kevin Smith

I’m not a great pothead or anything like that… but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol. ― Johnny Depp

I don’t smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enjoy reality even more.

If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. ― John Lennon

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life. ― Jack Herer

#31-40

If you want to smoke marijuana in your basement, I don’t care! I’m not going to get a search warrant and kick your door in. I think that’s foolish. ― Bill O’Reilly

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics… dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey – it’s an assistant – a friend. — Louis Armstrong

It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation of marijuana led generally to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization.

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend. ― Ben Harper

Never give up the ganja. ― Morgan Freeman

Of course I know how to roll a joint. ― Martha Stewart

Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly. ― Snoop Dogg

Smoking weed doesn’t make you cool, but if you’re cool then you probably smoke weed.

Smoking weed doesn’t make you paranoid. Weed being illegal makes you paranoid.

Smoking weed doesn’t ruin your life, that’s all on you. If you can’t manage smoking weed and having a successful life, that’s your problem.

#41-50

Smoking weed under star projectors. I guess we’ll never know what Harvard gets us.

Stoners are some of the coolest people you’ll ever meet.

Stress can pull you down, but weed can lift you right back up.

The only difference between a #lower and a weed is a judgment.

Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist.

The only serious side-effect of marijuana is that you might get arrested.

The weed is rolled, the drink is cold, for you its new for me its old.

They’ve outlawed the No. 1 vegetable on the planet. ― Timothy Leary

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. ― Bill Hicks

Weed is the question, yes is the answer.

Weed makes me feel the way I need to feel. ― Snoop Dogg

What is a weed. A plant whose virtues have never been discovered. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I first started smoking weed, I told myself that I would only smoke on special days..little did I know, everyday is a special day.

When in doubt, smoke it out

Whoever laughs last, is probably the most stoned.

You kind of need to weed through who is wanting to be a true friend.

You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. ― Miley Cyrus